Here are the best funny status on whatsapp and quotes. Best funny and comedy standing and quotes which has been handpicked for you to avoid the sadness and tension.

Share them at Whatsapp, FB, and alternative social media sites and have a good time with friends and family and Keep in mind that Always be Funny.



Best funny facebook status in Hindi




फिर कहीं से दर्द के सिक्के मिलेंगे,ये हथेली आज फिर खुजला रही है !!(Best funny facebook status in Hindi)


प्यार में जो कभी पकड़े जाओ, देर ना करो,फॉरन ही भाई बन जाओ !! 



आज मम्मी पुछ रही थी की सुबह से इतने खुश क्यो हो,अब मैं उन्हे कैसे बताऊ की उनकी होने वाली बहु पास हो गयी है !! (Best funny facebook status in Hindi)


आज कल Whatsapp पर वो लोग Admin बने हुऐ है,जो स्कूल टाइम में दो दो घण्टे मुर्गा बना करते थे !!(Best funny facebook status in Hindi)



funny status for friends 




I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.(funny status for friends)

Status: I on Not on whatsapp…


Save water – Drink beer! 


I love my job only when I am on Holiday…(funny status for friends)


Oh Please…. Don’t copy my status. 

Dear God, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it. (funny status for friends) 

Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks. 

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! 


When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’ 

C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping 😉 


funny status for girls 


This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading. (funny status for girls) 

Eat – Sleep – Regret – Repeat. 

Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.(funny status for girls) 
Save paper, don’t do homework. 


Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves few years ago we think we were an idiot. (funny status for girls) 

Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong 


Sleep till you are hungry… Eat till you are sleepy. 


Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else. 

Totally available! Please disturb me… 

One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry. 

You coolness requires proper status to show them to the world. (funny status for girls) 



Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! That’s why I’m always calm and silent(funny WhatsApp status) 

Fact: Phone on silent mode – 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!! 

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. (funny WhatsApp status) 

It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later. 

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status… (funny WhatsApp status) 

WhatsApp funny status 


At least mosquito’s are attracted to me 

You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…(WhatsApp funny status) 

Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline. 

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen. (WhatsApp funny status) 

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep 😉 (WhatsApp funny status) 

funny facebook status 


My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.(funny facebook status) 

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂 

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips. (funny facebook status) 

Hey there whatsapp is using me. 

Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood. (funny facebook status) 

I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it? 

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. 

Never steal. The government hates competition. 
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? (funny facebook status) 
Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die. 


funny WhatsApp status images 


Smile… It confuses people…!! 

I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase (funny WhatsApp status images) 

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours. 

If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking. (funny WhatsApp status images) 

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection. (funny WhatsApp status images) 

The only thing I gained so far in this year is weight! 

funny friendship status 


Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat. (funny friendship status) 

Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship. (funny friendship status) 

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me. 

I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice 😉 (funny friendship status) 

hindi comedy status 



अरे पगली मे तो तुझे तब से चाहता हूँ,जब से तू स्कुल में दों चोटीया बांध कर आती थी !! (hindi comedy status) 

औरते भी अजीब होती है, देवदास का शाहरुख़ इन्हे रोमांटिक लगता है,और अपना पति शराब पिए तो बेवड़ा लगता है !! (hindi comedy status) 


बच्चे मेरे गली के बहुत ही शरारती है,
आज फिर तुम्हारा नाम मेरी दीवार पर लिख गये !! (hindi comedy status)

मौत और मोहब्बत तो बस नाम से बदनाम है,असली दर्द तो Slow Internet देता है !! 

तु हाईक की रानी, मैं वोट्सएप का राजा,मिलना है तो फेसबुक पे आजा !! (hindi comedy status) 

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